I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
