my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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