But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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