carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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