your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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