how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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