I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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