Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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