Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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