I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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