the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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