I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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