Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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