Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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