Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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