I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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