Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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