i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
