Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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