Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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