I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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