Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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