How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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