I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I had to cum in my sink.
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