But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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