Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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