im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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