so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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