So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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