How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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