In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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