At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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