His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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