as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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