I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Come on in and take your pants off
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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