Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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