Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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