I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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