make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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