thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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