The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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