I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
