I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Welp...herpes.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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