Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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