it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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