ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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