He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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