I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
do nipples grow back?
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