That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Randomize
