i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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