im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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