oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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