It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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